Sheldon Cooper’s 10 Best Quotes

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He must be the most popular nerd out there…

Jim Parsons, aka Sheldon Cooper is a very much-loved television character. Parsons’ portrayal of the theoretical physicist is undeniably superb.

The Big Bang Theory star makes us laugh until our sides hurt, cringe until our jaws drop and surprises us endlessly. Sheldon Cooper is the be-all and end-all of the comedy hit-series. He’s hilarious, yet a pain in the ass.

Just for a laugh, we’ve picked out Sheldon’s 10 best quotes…

“I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary — and, based on living next to you for three years –involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.” 

Season 4, Episode 1

“They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me.”

Season 3, Episode 1

“I don’t say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you’ve gone insane.”

Season 3, Episode 12

Sheldon gets his ultimate Star Trek wish by VoiceWaves, on Flickr

“I am not crazy; my mother had me tested.”

Season 3, Episode 2

“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?”

Season 2, Episode 21

“Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behaviour. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto this?”

Season 3, Episode 3

“You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small sandwich.”

Season 3, Episode 7

“Ah, gravity—thou art a heartless bitch.”

Season 1, Episode 2

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“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”

Season 3, Episode 10

“People say you can’t live without love – I think oxygen is more important.”

Season 6, Episode 9

Sheldon’s geeky knowledge, insane logic, and bizarre humor has made him one of the most iconic television characters.



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Angela Stephanou

Angela Stephanou

As an avid blogger and someone who eats, sleeps and breathes entertainment, I decided to take matters into my own hands and establish a pop culture website. Ever since I can remember, I've been interested in the world of celebrities, have listened to the latest music, and watched the newest movies. My guilty pleasure is watching cheesy reality shows like Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but I’m also a sucker for all things Marvel and DC - two entirely different worlds, I know.

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