American Horror Story has brought us a lot of frights and entertainment, from the Montgomery’s Murder House to the End of the World (and more!). Hardcore fans can recite behind the scenes facts and lore backwards and forwards. The best of fans even know which AHS characters and events are based on real life by heart.
Whether you’re a die-hard fanatic or you know someone who loves everything about the popular show, these 30 American Horror Story gifts will show the world just how much you love this horror series. Here’s the best AHS merch on the market to show your support for witches, freaks, demons and ghosts alike…
1. Coven Sweater
Cozy up when it’s cold with this homage to Coven, featuring five of our favorite badass witches. If you loved the third season and you love to get snugly, marry the two together with this lightweight sweater.
2. Hypodermic Sally Mug
Another great find for the coffee or tea lover who also can’t get enough of Hotel is this Hypodermic Sally mug. Get your daily dose of your drug of choice (caffeine, people, caffeine) and declare Hotel as the best American Horror Story season thus far.
3. AHS T-Shirt
Ghosts and inmates and witches? Oh my, the list goes on and on! If you couldn’t pick your favorite season just because you loved them all, grab one of these red hot and comfy AHS t-shirts that declares your passion for every series up until now.
4. Twisty the Clown Figure
Funko Pops are super popular among fans from all corners, so if you want to show off your AHS fandom membership, grab one of these collectable Twisty figures.
5. Pepper Mug
Who didn’t love Pepper and her tale of survival? One of the most memorable performances from Freak Show, fans and caffeine lovers unite here with this adorably freakish, dishwasher-safe Pepper mug.
6. Countess Lady Gaga T-Shirt
So many Hotel fans couldn’t get enough of The Countess (portrayed by the pop icon, Lady Gaga). Whether you’re a fan of the singer or a fan of the character from the show, this grusome tee is sure to shout it out to fellow fans of the series.
7. AHS Phone Case
The best way to let your freak flag fly while simultaneously showing off your love for Freak Show is right here on this phone case. We’re all freaks around here, and this case fits the iPhone to a T (you can also get it for Samsung phones).
8. Supreme Shirt
Cordelia Goode: Scared Bigot or the F*cking Supreme? This Apocalypse reference means you don’t need a reminder that you’re the Supreme when you walk into any room. Feel like the witch boss in this t-shirt, available in short and long sleeves.
9. Coven Pouch
Speaking of witchcraft, but with a capital B, you can now carry your money, herbs, wand, or magic potions inside this durable zipper pouch. Fans will recognize the font straight away, marking you as one of those Coven
10. Tate Langdon Pillow
The most intransigent Tate Langdon fans (or at least those with a morbid sense of humor) will love unwrapping this “Mrs. Tate Langdon” pillow. Because loving the dark side is the first step to owning your own shadow.
11. AHS Character Mug
For the biggest AHS fans who just can’t decide what the best season of the show is, get yourself this mug featuring beautifully drawn characters from the first few series including Papa Legba and Sister Jude.
12. AHS Socks
Can’t get enough of Apocalypse (or Coven)? Sock collectors (yes, that’s a thing) who love the Witches from the show will adore these bi**hin’ socks, complete with a pentagram design.
13. 1984 AHS Mug
If 1984 was your favorite season, grab hold of this awesome coffee mug – it even features a print of an aerobic dancer – probably grooving away to some iconic 80’s music from the show!
14. Evan Peters Poster
Evan Peters is a fan-favorite in many of his roles throughout the series. If you’re a hardcore fanatic for Peter and his outstanding performances, decorate your walls with this low-glare satin finish merchandise dedicated entirely to him.
15. American Horror Story Mug
Serious mug collectors will want to make space for this AHS item, featuring a procession of the first nine seasons. Perfect for any addict of the show, and of course lover of tea or coffee.
16. American Horror Story Clock
Creepy crying nuns remind you it’s probably time to freak out. This piece of American Horror Story merchandise will help you keep track of the time, and probably hide behind a pillow whilst looking at it.
17. Tate Langdon Mug
One of the most frightening psychological horrors from Murder House was when Tate donned this makeup to commit an atrocious act. True horror fans will appreciate Tate’s face in full force on this novelty mug, reminding them of that very moment.
18. Hypodermic Sally Shirt
Hotel fans don’t need a reason to snatch up this Hypodermic Sally shirt. Sarah Paulson’s memorable performance and the shirt’s misanthropic sentiment make a perfect combination for the dyed-in-the-wool fan.
19. Michael Langdon Mug
For Apocalypse fans who need to quench their thirst (and there were some seriously thirsty fans for Michael, for real)! Grab this Michael Langdon merch featuring the villain’s pretty mug before the end of the world.
20. American Horror Story Hoodie
Are you a freak for AHS (or a freak in general)? Do normal people scare you (as they should)? Keep the normies away and the fans close with this tribute to a fan-favorite season.
21. Coven Coffee Mug
Coven merch makes a great AHS gift idea for those who are major fans of the season – and coffee addicts. Show off your love for the two with a tribute to the creepy series with this top-quality travel mug.
22. American Horror Story Shirt
We picked this simple, cotton t-shirt for fans who want comfort and quality and want to express their love for the entire show. Why limit yourself to just one season when there have been so many other good ones, too?
23. Tate Langdon Shirt
Tate is practically a cultural icon for AHS fans, and this t-shirt pays tribute to one of the most beloved characters from the show. So, if you’re up for a walk on the dark side, pick up one of these Tate Langdon tees.
24. Supreme Coven Mug
When you’re in charge and on the go, you won’t want to be without this Supreme mug—stainless steel double walls will keep your “Supreme” beverage hot or cold for hours. Just be sure to put it on display at your desk, so your colleagues know who they’re dealing with.
25. Twisty the Clown Shirt
Clowns are fun and so, so happy! That and super disturbing. If you loved Freak Show and Cult and want to keep the coulrophobes at bay, don this t-shirt to show your love for Twisty.
26. Tattler Twins Figure
This is definitely not a two-for-the-price-of-one thing here, but Freak Show fans will adore this Funko Pop Tattler Twins figure. This item is the best for displaying their love for the double trouble duo.
27. AHS Monsters Shirt
Turns out that it’s true—all monsters are human. AHS fans will cherish this t-shirt emblazoned with this referential and thematic quote from our beloved show.
28. Nun Asylum Mug
Mugs! Collectors of American Horror Story memorabilia will need a cabinet for their collection, and while you’re at it, make sure there’s room for this creepy crying nun piece, straight out of Asylum.
29. Twisty the Clown Wig
American Horror Story cosplay is an essential part of the fandom, and if you’ve been looking for a piece to complete your Twisty the Clown costume, this is the right one. The latex material makes it a good fit for many different head sizes.
30. Piggy Man Mask
If the Roanoke season gave you a new fear of Piggy Man, this pig mask is a great choice for Halloween, cosplay, or just to scare your neighbors when you’re out mowing the lawn.
If you’re ready to be part of the ever-growing American Horror Story fandom, be sure to grab one of these AHS gifts. It’ll be sure to become a talking point in your fan collection and show your support in years to come.
Did you know? All seasons of American Horror Story are connected in a creepy, twisted and incredibly smart way! Read our post to find out how!