“One of my biggest Achilles’ heels has been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, the very person, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone.”
He said it himself, ladies and gentlemen. Kanye West is probably one of the most egotistical guys of our generation and he’s not afraid to admit it. The rapper comes up with the craziest of quotes that are sometimes so silly, they make you laugh. He’s a self-proclaimed genius and he even goes as far to call himself a “God”. Heck, Kanye even believes he’s got what it takes to become the future president of America.
Here are 11 egotistical Kanye West quotes that promise to make you laugh. We can’t guarantee whether you’ll laugh with him or laugh at him…
1. Sometimes, you think Kanye is joking, but he’s not and it’s mind-blowing.
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
2. Kanye doesn’t stop trying to convince us of his abilities…
“You may be talented, but you’re not Kanye West.”
3. Jaw-dropping. Absolutely gob-smacking.
“I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two.”
4. Do we really want to know…?
“Just imagine if I woke up one day and I was whack. What would I do then?”
5. This is kind of smart, actually.
“I feel I’m too busy writing history to read it.”
6. Are these the ravings of a mad man?
“I’m like a vessel, and God has chosen me to be the voice and the connector.”
7. We feel sorry for you, Kim!
“I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesn’t embarrass me.”
8. True that, true that!
“You do help me get money, paparazzi. You show people how fresh my outfit is.”
9. Is Kanye trying to be too deep but coming across as too shallow?
“Rap is the new rock and roll. We the rock stars…We the rock stars, and I’m the biggest of all of them.”
10. West gone wild?
“I see stuff from the future, and I’m such a futurist that I have to slow down and talk in the present.”
11. Love thyself!
“Come on now! How could you be me and want to be someone else?”
Many would call Kanye a narcissistic egomaniac with delusions of grandeur. Others may truly believe he is a genius. What do you think? Is Kanye the second-coming or is he batshit crazy?