Excuse the shit out of my God damn French, but Negan is freakin‘ funny! His sick sense of humor has had us in fits of laughter and his cruel and cutting quotes have somehow turned him into a charismatic and comical villain. As awful as they are, Negan’s punch-lines, insults and “jokes” have undeniably brought some of the best laughs in the bleak world of The Walking Dead.
Think you can hold back the giggles? Here are 14 awful Negan quotes you can’t help but laugh at…
1. At least Negan likes women (a bit too much). It could be worse…
“I don’t enjoy killing women. Men? I can waste them all the livelong.”
2. Negan does not hold back with the metaphors!
“Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s ass”
3. He’s not afraid to admit what turns him on…even if it’s bizarre.
“You see this? This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.”
4. At least we know what Negan’s favorite bedtime story was…
“Little pig, little pig – let me in.”
5. You’ve got to admit, Rick’s side-eye does get pretty annoying…
“I could never do this with Rick. He would just be standing there, scowling, giving me that annoying side-eye he gives me.”
6. Negan cracks the funniest jokes…at the most inappropriate times…
“You did have guts. I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life!”
7. He totally believes in karma but, who doesn’t?
“Lucille’s beautiful, smooth surface is never gonna look the same, so why should yours?!”
8. Negan’s idea of “freaky-deaky” is totally different from yours but who’s to say we can’t laugh?
“I’ve got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky.”
9. Negan took a swipe and a slam at Glenn! You definitely shouldn’t laugh right now, but you are.
“I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that shit is gross.”
10. Negan’s right. Rick does look meaner with a man-bush.
“Is that you, Rick? Underneath all that man bush? Shit, I would not have messed with that guy.”
11. Possibly one of the best laugh out loud moments in The Walking Dead?
“Holy crap, you are creepy as shit sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that freaky ass smile.”
12. Negan is a pro at humiliating people…and telling them the truth…
“In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.”
13. Yet another metaphor from Negan that makes you feel bad for laughing…
“Lucille is thirsty. She is a vampire bat!”
14. We’re totally using this quote in life! You shouldn’t laugh, but you do anyway.
“Pissing our pants?…It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”
Hot diggity dog, weren’t those quotes awful! Just like these Walking Dead memes, Negan’s lines make you feel bad for laughing. He seems to have that effect on people. Admit it, the bat-wielding villain is officially your new guilty pleasure…
If you like Negan that much, why not get your hands on a t-shirt dedicated to him, or even better – a replica of Lucille?! Check them out in our list of Walking Dead gifts…