The end of days is nigh…the apocalypse is upon us… it’s the end of the world…you’ve heard it all before. You’ve also seen it unravel in front of your very own eyes on television’s zombie-fest, hit-TV show, The Walking Dead. If we are indeed doomed for a zombie apocalypse, maybe it’s time we all learned how to survive through it.
Know a fan of the show? Whether it’s a board game to keep them busy or a blanket to help them keep warm, here’s a list of Walking Dead gifts that every fan will need to survive a zombie apocalypse…
Don’t take this list of items too literal. They probably wouldn’t help you survive but they’d still make awesome gifts…
1. Walker To Do List T-Shirt
What if one of your friends gets bitten by a walker? Have them well-prepared with this hilarious t-shirt. Help them get accustomed to the walker life by providing them with this walker to do list. Make sure they tick off “Eat Survivors”, “Drag Feet” and “Don’t Die Again” every day – without getting bitten yourself, of course!
2. The Snacking Dead Cookbook
Nachos of the Living Dead, Sweetish Fleshballs or Elbows Casserole, anyone? Anything sounds tasty when you’re scrounging for food in a post-apocalyptic world. This parody cookbook for fans of The Walking Dead is filled with snacks for every occasion. Gift-wrap The Snacking Dead for someone who loves to cook and read…
3. The Walking Dead Monopoly
It can get boring in a post-apocalyptic world. This Monopoly game would keep you and your gang busy. Purchase it now, enjoy hours of horrors and fun and see which one of your friends or family can survive the longest…
4. Negan & Lucille Mug
It doesn’t get cooler than this! A mug with a photo of Negan proudly holding his beloved Lucille! If you’re not ashamed to admit that you’re a Negan fan, than you should be drinking your favorite beverage out of this!
5. Character Pillow
Rest your head on this awesome pillow featuring cartoon head-shots of your favorite Walking Dead characters. Not only are the likes of Rick, Michonne and Daryl there, but gone characters too like Glenn and Hershel!
6. Michonne’s Katana Sword
You never know when you might need to whip out that sword for protection, right? Get your hands on this replica of Michonne’s legendary katana sword only the most devoted of fans deserve. Don’t actually use it in action though, we were kidding. It’s better off on display or something…
7. Walking Dead Trivia Game
Nothing to do? Find yourself bored easily? Compete for a game of Walking Dead trivia with over 400 questions about your favorite television show! You’ll start the game as a human but with every wrong answer, you become a walker!
8. The Walking Dead See, Hear, Speak No Evil Set
Staying positive and out of harm’s way is necessary in a doomed world. With this Zombie set of shelf sitters, you’ll be reminded daily to hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil. This figurine ornament mimics the iconic three wise monkeys and will look perfect on any zombie-fan’s shelf.
9. Rick Grimes Blanket
If you aren’t lucky enough to have a home like Alexandria or the Hilltop, you can keep warm with this Walking Dead blanket. Even in the coldest of temperatures outside in the woods or out on the roads, the soft, cozy blanket guarantees to take the chill off your shoulders…
10. The Walking Dead Glass Set
If you’re one to squirm at the sight of blood and guts, this walker feasting glass set should be yours! You may as well get used to witnessing the occasional blood spill and hideous walkers if you’re living amongst them!
11. Zombie Luv T-Shirt
This t-shirt will help you blend in with those dreaded walkers! You’ll prevent being eaten thanks to the HD photo of this hideous zombie printed all over!
12. Daryl Dixon Action Figure
Things can get lonely in a dystopian world. Get your hands on this highly articulated Daryl Dixon figure to keep you company. He doesn’t talk but he’ll remind you to stay strong and badass every day.
13. Black Hooded Bath Robe
This bath robe is necessary if you want to survive the cold weather during a zombie apocalypse. The Walking Dead bath robe is soft, snuggly and ideal for fans of the hit television series. It’s even features zombie hands reaching upwards as well as the show’s logo on the back!
14. Zombie Table Lamp
Let this lamp help your friend or family member through those dark and daunting nights. It will ward off any Wolves or baddies thanks to its foreboding message “We are all infected”. This Zombie Table Lamp is superb for that Dead Head in your life! Treat them with it now!
15. Daryl Dixon Bobble Head
If only we had Daryl’s backbone during the hard times. Let this mini version of your favorite character offer you some inspiration, even in a world gone wrong. Sit it on your desk, bedside table or kitchen counter…
16. Fight the Dead Fear the Living Mug
The Governor and Wolves have taught us that the living can be just as dangerous as the dead. “Fight the dead, Fear the living” – now that’s a motto to go by living in a world infested with walkers and greedy humans! This Walking Dead mug will thrill any Dead fan! The blood splatter disappears as the mug fills up with hot liquid! Super-cool and “totally necessary” for survival on a cold winter’s day!
17. Protected by Grimes and Dixon T-Shirt
In an apocalyptic world, sometimes it’s other humans you need to fear instead of walkers. No one will dare to confront you if you’re wearing this t-shirt. Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon is all the protection you’ll need.
18. Michonne’s Sling Bag Replica
You’ll have to keep your stuff safe in an apocalyptic world. Store all your precious belongings in a bag that looks exactly the same as Michonne’s. This replica sling back is identical to the one Michonne carries in The Walking Dead. Own it now if you’re one of her biggest fans…
19. Lucille Keychain
If Negan inspires you to get through this world using violence (we hope not), grab this Lucille keychain. Seriously, how cute is this?
20. Sleep Lounge Pants
If there’s nothing to keep you warm and comfy, then opt for these Walking Dead lounge pants! They will make a great gift for a Dead fan, or even for yourself.
21. Charm Bracelet
Who knew being a Walking Dead fan would be so fashionable? This charm bracelet makes the perfect gift for any fan of the show – especially those fighting to survive in a walker-infested world!
22. Rick Grimes Action Figure
Want to be the leader of your group of survivors? Keep this Rick Grimes action figure close to you at all times to get some inspiration from the show’s lead character. The incredibly detailed figure would make the perfect gift for a loved one who’s a serious Walking Dead devotee.
23. Walker Ashtray
In an apocalyptic world, you’d probably use a real dead walker’s head as an ashtray. But for now, why not purchase this super-cool Smokin’ Dead Zombie ashtray just for laughs? It will put a smile on your guests’ faces, we promise!
24. Daryl Dixon Wings Messenger Bag
Surviving a zombie apocalypse really is as hard as the TV show makes it look! Get through each day remembering all that Daryl did to stay alive by carrying this Daryl Dixon Wings Messenger Bag.
25. Eeny Meeny Miny Moe Negan T-Shirt
Admit it, you love to hate Negan! If you have the guilty pleasure of liking The Walking Dead’s deadliest villain, then purchase this great t-shirt! It will always keep you prepared in case Negan turns up!
26. Zombie Holding Lantern
Ward off unwelcome walkers with this fantastic, realistic Zombie Holding Lantern! No electricity? Purchase this solar powered garden light lamp to keep your eye on those looming walkers.
27. The Walking Dead Apron
Disguise yourself amongst the undead with this awesome apron. All avid fans of The Walking Dead should be clothed in this whilst prepping a delicious meal. Plus, if you’re having a dinner party, it’ll make your guests laugh…
28. Walking Dead Bracelet
If you’re a fashionable fan of the show, opt for this infinity love bracelet which has an arrow and bow charm hanging off it! Make sure you stay stylish in this broken world by wrapping it round your wrist…
29. Daryl Dixon Crossbow Keychain
Carry Daryl’s crossbow everywhere you go with this super-cool keychain. Once you have your archery skills on point, there’s nothing stopping you from attaching this to your set of keys!
30. Lucille Replica
Dare to own your very own version of Lucille? If you were in an apocalyptic world, you’d slam this onto a walker’s head in no time but of course, this replica of Negan’s dreadful weapon is simply for show and not to be used on people. Crafted to match the exact specifications as the bat carried by Jeffery Dean Morgan, this Lucille replica is for die-hard fans only.
31. The Walking Dead Poster
You might as well get used to seeing a bunch of zombies if you’re living in an apocalyptic world, right? This poster will help you familiarize yourself with a few dead faces…
If the end really is near, it’s time you and your friends stock up with one of the items from our fun gift guide…
Like we said, this Walking Dead merchandise wouldn’t actually help you survive a zombie apocalypse but every single one of them listed here is superb to gift-wrap for that Dead fan in your life….